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so.... today i went 2 to learn motorcycle... (i dun need it though).... so let me tell u sumthng bout my motor licence. ak da amek lesen secare sah motor dan kete pas spm hbis... i mean legally cuz sebelum 2 ak bwk jer moto pake lesen agong... haha... x pnh kantoi lak... ok, then ak test moto+kete... ak fail moto and lulus kete.. VAHVI!!!! FUCK URSELF LAR JPJ... ak da bg isyarat sume da di kate ak x buat mmg MOTHER F*** lar JPJ... ak punye cantik berenti, lambai cam bodo.. die kasi fail.... ak sgt x puas hati cuz time ak test ade lbih 10 org dalam litar n just 2 org JPJ 2 inspect... i was like WTF?? how r they going 2 do their job... cemane diorg nak tgk sume org dalam litar 2?? 10+ ppl??? what the fuck JPJ.. do ur work ok... n time ak gagal lesen 70% org amek lesen moto failed... MMG SHIAL nyer JPJ
cubaan pertama repeat lesen...
ok then after few weeks... ak blaja blik moto sket2 time keje... owh, btw ak fail bhagian 3 or bhagian yg korg kena angkat tgn lambai2 2... bhagian jalan raye full marks.. haha munkin training praktikal bertahun2... then ak amek repeat lg skali....
sehari sebelum test...
ak dah janji ngan bos ak nak katering kenduri.... bos ak lak ckp mlas nak amek pekeje ramai sbab ramai pown bnyak yg lepak.... ak x ksah sbab antara pekeje ak ngan member ak senior n bg arahan kat org(gaji lebih if senior).. n kalo ramai sgt gaji kurang bai.... so ak x ksah.. in the mean time ak lupe ak nak amek test pada esok arinyer... MAMPUS AK!!! akak tmpat lesen kol, sori lar kak x dpat amek lesen.. VAHVI kene dende x g test....
cubaan kedua repeat lesen...
ok.. now i am fucking lazy to do my lesen.... so i just ignored it until one day i got my uitm offer.. if i delay again nanti bile nak amek lesen i tought.. so ak pown g lar renew lesen yg dah expired... n set tarikh 2 days before going 2 uitm...
one day before lesen
ak baru anta adik ak g skool.. on my way back 2 work bout 2 o'clock... ak involve in accident.... hit and run.. U MOTHER FUKER!!!! so i broke my clavicle or collar bone...trust me it is really painful... went 2 the hospital.. x leh simen so kene biar dlm sling... if i know siape yg langgar ak that day, i swear he will be sorry to be born on earth... 2 mlam ak mmg x tido.. ak mmg bese tido guling2 n mengiring... giler nak megiring atas collar bone patah?? so telentang... x leh tido x leh gerak mcm sial... seksa sungguh idop time 2...so ak kol akak lesen.. kak sori x dpat dtg... puki, die marah ak lak.. ko pduli ape?? bayar ak.. amek test ak.... fail ak... repeat pown ak... n it's not like i purposely mintak kene langgar...
so that is first n second trial of lesen moto yg puki 2...
N NOW THE THIRD TRIAL!!!!!
so after 1 sem in uitm... i come back for revenge... ak nak lulus moto ak... VAHVI!!! again renew lesen bayar dende x pg lesen dulu 2...
so pagi karang becuz skunk dah lepas kol 12 ak nak amek test kol 9 pagi... mintak2 ak pas... doakan ak..

ps... motif blog ni adalah menyatakan JPJ x cekap n pengurusan lesen yg terlalu memeras duit org.... n bercerta pengalaman lesen moto ak yg cam sial..... i hope u enjoy... x enjoy pown ak susah per bai.. haha..

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